how can u be prego again
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Congratulations! We have a period
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