PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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