PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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