Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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