When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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