she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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