I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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