She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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