I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
