i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He has the fingertips of a God
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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