i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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