guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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