He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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