just survived the first fart of the relationship.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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