And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
