Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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