her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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