I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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