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What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I touched a dick in church today
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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