doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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