He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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