...so i touched it.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Sober January is a disaster.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
