jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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