what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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