uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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