We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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