Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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