What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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