I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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