The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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