You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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