in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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