so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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