I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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