No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm both gender and math confused
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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