Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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