No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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