Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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