I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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