Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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