Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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