if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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