do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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