so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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