I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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