So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
