Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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