so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Randomize
