so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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