so that wasnt chicken after all
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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