Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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