The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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