Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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