and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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