She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
No more Irish car bombs ever.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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